Hello, everyone! Little One on the blog today! What’s shakin’?
Have you ever noticed how annoying humans can be? Don’t get me wrong; I love them! I’d rather be with my human than with other dogs, but they really can be an obnoxious species. Today I wanted to talk about five really annoying habits that human have.
THEY’RE STINGY WITH TUMMY RUBS.
I roll over, I get a belly rub, right? You’d think that’s how it works, but humans are strange creatures and it regularly happens that I roll over and my belly is not rubbed. What is up with that? Do they think I’ll roll over for just anyone? The humans in my life call it “delayed gratification.” What even is that? It’s not a real thing! Now, belly rubs… those are real!
What’s cold weather perfect for? Rolling around in the snow! Do my humans roll around with me? Nope, they do not! What’s even worse is that it takes them forever to go outside when I need to. Really? What’s with all that stuff they put on. Isn’t it a little bit overkill? I don’t need to put all of that to go outside for a quick run through the cold.
THEY HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH DUNKING THEMSELVES & OTHERS IN WATER
Every couple of months without fail my writer insists on dunking me in water and rubbing smelly stuff all over me. She tells me she’s giving me a bath and making me clean, but I happen to think that I’m perfectly grimy and smell absolutely wonderful before she does this. Just because she likes to stand under water every night, doesn’t mean I’ll enjoy the canine equivalent.
THEY TELL ME TO STOP BARKING
Don’t they realize that barking is one of my favorite activities and it’s a natural instinct in certain situations? It’s like they don’t care when there’s a bird flying over my yard. Oh well… I’ll just keep sneaking in barks here and there.
THEY LIMIT MY FOOD & EAT THROUGHOUT THE DAY
This is the most annoying thing of all. They feed me twice a day, but they eat throughout the day. If it’s not good for me to eat that much, why is it okay for them to do it? It’s not fair!
So, there you go. Five annoying things about humans. Like I said, I love them. They’re my family. But that doesn’t mean that they don’t annoy me from time to time.
What are some things about humans that annoy you?
Well, I guess that’s it for me today. Until next time, keep those tails waggin’!
PS – Check out my last post: 10 Random Facts About Me!