Hello, everyone! Little One on the blog today! What’s shakin’?
It’s been awhile since I’ve had a chance to chat with you. My writer said that she was doing some sort of blogging challenge last month, which apparently was more important than me, and when she wasn’t posting for the challenge she was doing other posts that were also, apparently, more important than me. Since it’s been so long, I thought we should take a moment to catch up! Here’s what’s been happening with me.
1 // My writer took me to the torture chamber where they douse me in water and make me smell absolutely disgusting. You know… she tells me that she loves me and she thinks I’m awesome-sauce, but then she takes me to the torture chamber or gives me a “bath” herself and I just want to be like, “Human, actions speak louder than words and water is more obnoxious than kisses.”
2 // On another note, my writer had a shining moment of goodness and left a cup of coffee where I could get to it. I drank more than she thought I should and she was a little nervous. “A little” is an understatement. She talked to her mom and called the vet (aka torture chamber two) and then spent the rest of the night poking me as she asked, “Little One, are you okay?” I was fine when I was asleep and now I’m awake. But hey, the good thing (other than a taste of coffee… yum!) is that I got lots of tummy rubs out of the situation.
3 // You know how I keep an eye on my yard to make sure that no one trespasses onto my territory? Well, you won’t believe what happened one day last week! First, a couple of deer came into my yard. They frequent quite often and don’t stay away no matter how much I let them have it. And then… the worst intrusion happened. Are you ready for it? Wild turkeys! And there a lot… at least twelve. All of the turkeys were just chillin’ in my yard. I know! How rude! Do I go into other animal’s yards and just hang out? No! I even gave the turkeys a piece of my mind… repeatedly. And they didn’t go away for awhile. I don’t even know why. You’d leave if you heard me barking, right?
Well, that’s what’s new with me. What’s new with you?
Until next time, friends, keep those tails waggin’!